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She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
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We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
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Well I just put wine in my tea
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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