i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
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apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
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Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
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