"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
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giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
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I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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