Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
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The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
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blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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