:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
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Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
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Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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