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She is in my trunk

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(630): She is in my trunk http://tfl.nu/i8uz

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GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.

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Wtf it's a Friday night?

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PRIORITIZE.

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(925): GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007. (1-925): Wtf it's a Friday night? (925): PRIORITIZE. http://tfl.nu/9mpa

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i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?

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(315): i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now? http://tfl.nu/2nou

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Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends

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(925): Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends http://tfl.nu/x0vc

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I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.

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(708): I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored. http://tfl.nu/z508

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When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.

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(508): When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned. http://tfl.nu/8l5x

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Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?

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(248): Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door? http://tfl.nu/ayiv

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I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.

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(+27): I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth. http://tfl.nu/8fby

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She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke

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(201): She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke http://tfl.nu/9cxf

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One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.

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(260): One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not. http://tfl.nu/b9k9

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Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.

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(315): Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking. http://tfl.nu/luay

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My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.

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(626): My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza. http://tfl.nu/x0uu

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Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour

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(937): Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour http://tfl.nu/gdsh

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I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.

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(918): I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated. http://tfl.nu/rg2y

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We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.

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(651): We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it. http://tfl.nu/ubme

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