I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
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I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
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He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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