D3 body, D1 cock
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
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Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
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Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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