I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
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Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
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Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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