how can u be prego again
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
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Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
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I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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