ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
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Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
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Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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