I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
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i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
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You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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