I think my vagina is haunted
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
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He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
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I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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