You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
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ttyl tear gas
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
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We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
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