let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
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Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
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No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
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