I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
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it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
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He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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