How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
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because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
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Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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