Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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