Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
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my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
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She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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