oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
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Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
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For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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