I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
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I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
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But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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