DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
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The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
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Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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