i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
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All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Just high enough for therapy.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
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I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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