I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
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She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
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He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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