no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
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So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
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You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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