What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
my being single is dangerous.
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My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
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I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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