4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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