I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
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We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
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He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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