Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
we're chasing vodka with high fives
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
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I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
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I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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