why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
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Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
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All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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