i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
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