I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
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his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
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i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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