Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
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It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
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you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
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