? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
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We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
they call him Oral-B. enough said
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I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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