Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
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I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
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I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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