I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
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the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
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wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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