The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
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it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
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Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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