When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
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I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
My day in three words: secret purse cake
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
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If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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