he thought i was a dude.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
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Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
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Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
You left your phone here
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