Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
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What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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