and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
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they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
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Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
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