Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
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He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
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Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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