why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
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Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
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I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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