I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
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Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
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I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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