You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
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She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
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He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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