I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
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Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
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I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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