...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
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I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
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Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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