Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
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if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
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Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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