Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
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Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
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Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
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