Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
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sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
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Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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