he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
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I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
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Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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